Day 36++ - Homeward Bound
So... I began my long journey home. By this time, I was kind of wanting to stop living out of a car and hotel rooms, so I basically booked it home as fast as I could. In summary:
Day 36 - Cavendish to Ottawa. OHMYF*CKINGGOD it rained hard outside of Quebec. I wanted to pull over so badly, but realized people wouldn't see me and just plow into me. I couldn't see anything, but still was stupid enough to try and get my phone out to video document the complete lack of visibility. After shooting the video, I realized you can't actually see anything - which was my point but makes for an incredibly boring video. I slept in my car after realizing that pushing to Waterloo wasn't going to happen that night (and besides, the car needed an oil change). I got told later that's actually illegal -- oops.
Day 37 - Ottawa to Waterloo. Thanks for letting me crash on the floor Jon :). Mmm... comfy bed.
Day 38 - Waterloo to Somewhere in the Central-East US. So... I'm pretty sure the border guard thought I was Mexican, kinda like those random tourists in Mexico. I got asked: Why I had a stamp for Mexico, when I went, who I went with, why I went, where I stayed, how many days, which resort, if I bought anything there, if I had anything that I bought there inside my car, if I was planning to travel to Mexico on this trip through the states...
Drove through Chicago after being fumigated by the sulfur fumes... I ended up sleeping at a rest stop for 4 hours, before a pair of obnoxious texans woke me (and the entire rest of the rest stop sleepers) up.
Yes, I REALLY needed to know the two of you were going fishing that morning. And it was completely necessary to shout when standing 10 feet from one another.
Day 39 - Mid-East USA to Regina (via North Dakota - wewt!). The middle part was actually kinda picturesque - nice little valleys and small craigs. The ND part... well, that's kinda like driving through Saskatchewan - but straighter. Retardedly windy though...
Upon re-entry to Canada, I was bracing for the onslaught of questions. Honestly - the only ones I got were, "Are you bringing any fireworks into the country, Anything from the US in your car, and are you SURE there's nobody else in your back trunk?"
I made it through the US having never left my car except to go pee and fill the gas tank. Wow. Maybe someday I'll come back and actually see the sites while cruising through.
Day 40-43 - Took a 1 day break each in Regina and Brooks, and then blitzed back to Edmonton via Calgary. I'm sure I have the final stats on my laptop somewhere.
So there it is... Canada (minus the Territories and Newfoundland), coast to coast, by car, all before the first day of summer (which I enjoyed in Edmonton before promptly driivng back out Saskatoon. WTF?!)






